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| Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , strip , stripping , strippers , stripper , nudity , facial , naked , club , strip club - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Just been turfed out of the local lapdancing club. Apparently, only the girls are supposed to get up on stage, strip naked and masturbate... | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Sex and shit > Strip Club - Tagged stripper , lapdancing , masturbation , public indecency - Current Score: 33 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago
| was watching a stripper at my mates stag party and was horrified at her party trick with a wine bottle... red wine and fish just don't go! | |
Joke by dstar, in Sex and shit > Strip Club - Tagged jimmy carr , stripper , stag party - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!" The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two tassels provocatively placed over her nipples. The guy behind our friend goes off again. "YEAH BABY! SHAKE THOSE THINGS." Our friend turned around and said, "Hey buddy, calm down!" After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string. Again the man behind our friend yelled out, "OH BABY! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!" Our friend again turned around and said, "Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya?" A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the tassels and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, "Say buddy, where's your enthusiasm now?" The guy responded, "It's on your back, dude." | |
Joke by nassi, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged strip club , stripper , enthusiasm - Current Score: 19 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
| So it has been revealed that Omar Bakri Mohammed's daughter is a stripper. Well, she won't be among his 72 virgins when he blows-up. | |
Joke by spitfire23, in Celebrity and news events > omar bakri mohammed - Tagged omar , stripper , daughter - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| Harry announces his plans to marry a 19 year old stripper on his 75th birthday. His doctor says to him "I think you should reconsider, prolonged sex with a girl that young could be fatal". Harry shrugs his shoulders and says, "If she dies, she dies!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Oldies - Tagged harry , stripper , 19 year old , 75th bday , sex - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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