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| Those people who say that "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger", have clearly never arm-wrestled a stroke victim. |    |
Joke by mrangry, in Illness and mortality > Stroke - Tagged stronger , stroke , arm wrestle - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger - try telling that to someone with muscular dystrophy. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Muscular Dystrophy - Tagged kill , stronger , muscular dystrophy - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| For years I've put up with my Gran saying "whatever doesn't kill you will only make you stronger" To put that theory to the test,yesterday I punched her in the face and kicked her in the cunt........pretty sure she's no stronger for it... | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Violence - Tagged gran , kill , stronger - Current Score: 23 - Added: 8 months, 5 days ago
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