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| A lorry driver was driving along a country road when he spotted a sign that read, 'Low Bridge Ahead'. Before he had realised, the bridge was directly ahead and though he optimistically ploughed on he got stuck, wedged underneath it, leaving cars backed up for miles. Finally a police car arrived on the scene, and the policeman walked up to the lorry's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh?" The lorry driver replied, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!" |    |
Joke by trenchcoat, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , bridge , police , stuck - Current Score: 125 - Added: 10 months, 11 days ago
| This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes off." Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree. The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car. So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her beaver and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN'T GET OUT!!" The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming out!" | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , boyfriend , crash , tree , stuck - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months, 26 days ago
| What does being stuck on a desert island have in common with watching two pensioners having sex? You can stand there for hours and nobody comes | |
Joke by Genestealer, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged stuck , desert , island , pensioners , comes - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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