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| How many French students does it take to change a light bulb? About two - don't ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark. |    |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , stabbing , students , dark , light bulb - Current Score: 160 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Following the horrific murders of two French students in a South London flat, it transpires the first police officer on the scene had to rush to open the window to be sick. PC Hargreaves later said, "the stench of garlic was overwhelming and I doubt they'd had a bath since they arrived here". | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Celebrity and news events > Student murders - Tagged garlic , french , stabbing , students , smell - Current Score: 155 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger right into the dead man's anus, withdraws it and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation. Note, I sunk the middle finger but I licked my index." | |
Joke by JMe, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged anus , finger , students , dead - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| During the 70s a University lecturer had a bit of a bad reputation for being sexist. Anyway, this was the era of feminism, and a group of his female students were getting pretty pissed off with his remarks. So they agreed that when he next made a sexist or offensive comment, they would all get up and walk out of his lecture. Anyway, he was lecturing one morning, and mentioned that a group of African Students were coming over- " Hey girls," he said " You know what they say about Africans- I'm sure they will keep you all satified. " With this he made a "big dick" gesture with his hands, which was greeted by laughs from the lads. Well, in response the girls got up and started to walk out. Calm as a cucumber, the lecturer looked at his watch and said " Ladies, there really isn't any point rushing, they won't be here until this this evening." | |
Joke by erniehill, in Sex and shit > Feminists - Tagged students , feminists , university , africans , big dick , wit , one upmanship , onewomandownship , men , women - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| The papers at the end of August are full of results pictures, all of which show smiling, fashionably dressed pretty girls getting their A Level results. Where do these girls go? By the time the new students start University a month later they have all transformed into greasy, ugly lads and overweight girls in black eyeliner and secondhand jumpers. | |
Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged students , ugly , pretty , girls - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| Police were very quick to determine that the two French students found dead in south-east London were in fact murdered and not killed just by the blaze. Everyone knows the French can get out of any situation when someone shouts "FIRE!" | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , students , stabbing , fire - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| Funny how students think they can be really random by adding the words "cheeeeese" and "jaaaaam" to sentences. I like to be random by indiscriminately punching students. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Students - Tagged like that is soooo random , random , punch , students - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 3 days ago
| Police have charged a man for the murder of two French students in South London. Making a statement outside Scotland Yard this evening, Superintendant Brannigan said, "Since the furore over the shooting of that Brazilian Jean Charles de Menezes in 2005 we can no longer provide this service for free". | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Celebrity and news events > French Stabbing - Tagged french , students , murder , shooting - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| Two Students stabbed 200 times each. Possibly one for each time they annoyingly and improperly used the word "Random". | |
Joke by grump, in Celebrity and news events > French Stabbing - Tagged french , stabbings , students , random - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
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