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| I went to casualty yesterday and said to the nurse, "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?" The nurse replied, "whereabout's is it?" I said, "I don't know, it'll be fucking miles away by now." |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged wasp , bee , stung , miles away , nurse - Current Score: 134 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| "I got stung by a bee yesterday. £20 for a jar of honey? Outrageous." | |
Joke by hangman, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged bee , stung , honey - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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