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| I shat myself last night. I was having a beer in an airport bar when a paki rushed in screaming "allah, allah, allah, allah, allah......., alava coke and bag of nuts please. Stuttering Bastard!!!! |    |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Suicide Bombers - Tagged paki , nuts , stutter - Current Score: 178 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My wife gives me a hard time because I always beat our son at snap. It's not my fault he has a stutter. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Stutter - Tagged son , stutter , snap - Current Score: 169 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drink driving. He was given six months but the police don't think he will finish his sentence. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Stutter - Tagged stutter , prison , driving , sentence - Current Score: 136 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| A man goes to the doctors and says "Ddddddoctor, yyyyyou've gggggot to hhhhhhelp me, I've gggggggot this ttttterible ssssstuter!" So the doc says, "Ok, I'll just examine you see if I can spot the problem." When the guy drops his pants, his dick almost hits the floor it's so long. "Aha," says the doc, "There's your problem." "Wwwwwwhat?" says the man. "Well, your cock is so long the weight is pulling on your stomach muscles causing you to stammer and stutter." "Cccccan yyyyyyou dddddo anything?" "Well not much, your only hope is a transplant." "Ppppppplease dddddoc yyyyou've got to hhhhhhhelp me." So the doctor arranges the operation. A few weeks later the guy goes into the doctors again. "Doc," he says "the voice is great, I can talk, order beer, everything. It's great. But there's one problem, this small cock is crap with the birds, any chance of getting my old knob back?" To which the Doctor replies "Nnnnnnnnnnnnno chance." | |
Joke by Sticky, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , cock , stutter , penis - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a nigger with a stutter? Cocoon. | |
Joke by Mickus_The_Great, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged stutter , black , racism - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How do you know if a woman used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged vibrator , pregnant , stutter - Current Score: 59 - Added: 8 months, 29 days ago
| What have Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates got in common? Neither of them can finish a sentence! | |
Joke by Noit, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , serial killers , prison , stutter - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| My neighours daughter has a really bad stutter. By the time she manages to say stop, I've finished. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Stutter - Tagged stutter , stop , daughter - Current Score: 33 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| I went into B&Q on my way home. "Have you got any lightbulbs?" I asked. "What Watt?" he enquired. I replied, "For fuck's sake, I asked if you had any lightbulbs, you stuttering cunt." | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > DIY - Tagged light bulb , stutter , cunt , bandq - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 days ago
| A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!" | |
Joke by yank, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged animals , stutter , cat , rotweiler - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year ago
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