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| I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for a woman, I got my knob stuck in the neck of the bottle. |    |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged knob , bottle , substitute , woman , alcohol - Current Score: 46 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago
| What do quorn and vibrators have in common? They are both used as a meat substitute!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged soya , vibrator , substitute , one liners - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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