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| At age 2, success is not shitting your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 22, success is having sex. At age 52, success is having sex. At age 62, success is having friends. At age 72, success is not shitting your pants. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged age , success - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Lewis Hamilton's recipe for success. He just imagines that the cars behind have blue flashing lights and sirens! | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged police , sirens , blue lights , success - Current Score: 59 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Three women go into a bar. One says to the others: "Weyhey! We've successfully infiltrated a highly masculine joke format." | |
Joke by Undesirable Username, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged women , bar , pub , success , joke - Current Score: 38 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| If a book on failure doesn't sell well, has it been a success? | |
Joke by lolpon, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged book , failure , success - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| There is a white guy walking down the road and comes across a ladder leading up into the sky and into the clouds. At the base of the ladder there is a sign saying this is the ladder to success, so he climbs the ladder. When he gets to the top he sticks his head through the clouds and is greeted by a large black man sporting a large erection who says 'Hello, im cess'. | |
Joke by JOHN MAFIA, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged success , black , suck - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. | |
Joke by billyboi85, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged success , definition , steven wright - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| If your aim in life is to be unsuccessful and you are unsuccessful...... doesn't that make you successful? | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Jokes with no home > twist - Tagged success - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| Woolworths are making a last ditch attempt to get out of administration. They’ve set up some stores in America and are advertising a huge "2 for the price of 4" sale. Early signs are that it’s been a huge success. | |
Joke by Bazza2103, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged woolworths , administration , america , dumb , sale , success , advertising - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 hours ago
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