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| An Essex girl and John are playing a game of hide and seek. John counts to 100 while the essex girl hides. After about 30 seconds, John gets a text from the Essex girl saying: "If you find me, you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse and, if you can't, I'm in the shed!" |    |
Joke by P45, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged hide , gay , cock , sucking , homosexual - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| If you have nuts on your wall what do you have? Walnuts. If you have nuts on your chest what do you have? Chestnuts. If you have nuts on your chin what do you have? A fucking big mouthful of cock. | |
Joke by WARMDUST, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged cock , balls , sucking , nuts - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
| Did you hear about the orgy at the halloween party? Everyone was a goblin | |
Joke by Seckspest, in Jokes with no home > Halloween - Tagged if , you , didnt , get , it , gobbling , is , sucking , dick - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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