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I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged muslim , mohammed , sudan , teddy  - Current Score: 640 - Added: 7 months ago

Following the controversy over Mohammed the bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of AfricaI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , mohammed , sooty , africa , sudan , lenny henry  - Current Score: 173 - Added: 7 months ago

You would think that the great prophet of a major world religion would have more important things to be offended at than having a teddy bear named after him.


If I were him, I'd be more offended about the millions of Pakis named after me.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged islam , muslim , paki , teddy bear , sudan  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months ago

Gillian Gibbons has said that her original 15 day prison sentence seemed harsh at the time, but to be released and deported to Liverpool was "totally fucking undeserved!".I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Gillian Gibbons - Tagged gillian gibbons , teddy , bear , scousers , scouse , liverpool , sudan , muslim , mohammed  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months ago

What does Hiroshima in Japan and Khartoum in the Sudan have in common?

Nothing...yet		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Holmesie, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , bear , mohammed , hiroshima , khartoum , sudan  - Current Score: 71 - Added: 7 months ago

Great news that the teacher at the centre of the teddy bear row in Sudan, Gillian Gibbons, has been pardoned and freed.
She can't wait to get home to her pet dog, Saddam, and her cat, Osama.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged sudan , teddy , muslim , osama , saddam , mohammed  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months ago

Whilst I agree with the 15 days in jail for the Teddy Bear teacher in Sudan, I thought that deportation to Liverpool was a bit fucking harsh....!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by crapCobbler, in Religion and racism > Sudanese - Tagged scouse , liverpool , sudan , teddy bear  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months ago

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