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| As Mary Poppins once said "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down". Not if you have diabetes the murdering bitch. |    |
Joke by RevvyB, in Illness and mortality > diabetes - Tagged mary poppins , diabetes , sugar - Current Score: 123 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| I've just popped round to meet the new next door neighbours, and I think they're Jewish. Well, they've got a fucking fork in the sugar bowl, teabags on the washing line, and double glazed windows so that the kids can't hear the ice-cream vans. | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged jewish , teabag , washing line , ice , cream , van , kids , fork , sugar , bowl - Current Score: 80 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
| I saw two fat girls walking own the street and I shouted, " hey sugar" One of the girls turned round and I said, " not you, the other lump." | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat girls , sugar , lump - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months, 5 days ago
| How many sugars does Stephen Hawking take in his tea? *Blinks twice* | |
Joke by Darklord, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged tea , sugar , disabled , stephen hawking - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| My wife says I haven't quite mastered empathy. Apparently having no sugar in my coffee "just isn't the same" as being diagnosed with terminal cancer. I'll never understand women. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , empathy , sugar , coffee - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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