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| I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits. | ![]() |
Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Suicidal - Tagged suicide , train , friend , murder - Current Score: 420 - Added: 9 months ago
Joke by theblueoysterbar, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , heaven , god , dead , suicide , cunts - Current Score: 282 - Added: 7 months ago
| Suicide bombers have today attacked Bradford city centre. Early estimates suggest they may have caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements. | ![]() |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Yorkshire - Tagged suicide , suicide bombers , bradford , boogaloo - Current Score: 189 - Added: 2 months ago
| I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. | ![]() |
Joke by eatmeat, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged samaritan , suicide , bomber - Current Score: 173 - Added: 10 months ago
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged hitler , suicide - Current Score: 172 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I heard on the news today that flat chested women have a 50% higher suicide rate than women with naturally big boobs. This isn't a joke I just wanted to share the great news! | ![]() |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged news , suicide , flat , boobs , albinobob - Current Score: 166 - Added: 1 month ago
| Natasha Collins and Mark Speight really were the perfect couple.... One was steaming hot, the other was well hung! | ![]() |
Joke by luckoftheirish, in Celebrity and news events > Mark Speight - Tagged natasha collins , mark speight , suicide , hanging - Current Score: 145 - Added: 3 months ago
Joke by twayne, in Illness and mortality > Suicide - Tagged suicide , fat , hanging , school - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
Joke by Cleveland, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , knife , suicide - Current Score: 116 - Added: 10 months ago
| A bloke says to his mate, "I tried to take my own life last night - I tried to take a thousand asprins." "Fucking hell, what happened?" asked his mate. "I felt better after two." | ![]() |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Suicidal - Tagged suicide , asprins - Current Score: 115 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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