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| I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged lee evans , suitcase , towels , hotel , fluffy , holiday - Current Score: 86 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| The Hilton Hotel Group have launched a new promotion; they allow guests to keep their pillow and pillow case that shows the famous Hilton crest. "It's been a great success," a spokesperson said, "we figured if you stuff a pillow in your suitcase, you won't have room for bedsheets, towels, bathrobes, toilet rolls..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Hotel - Tagged pillow , bathrobes , toilet , rolls , hotel , suitcase - Current Score: 47 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| Police in Redditch have found the body of missing James Hughes in a suitcase in his garden. Do you think Gerry & Kate McCann were packing for their holidays? | |
Joke by torreviejalads, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged police , gerry mcann , kate mccann , holiday , redditch , james hughes , suitcase - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| James Hughes' murderer should have dropped him of at Terminal 5. The Police would have never found him. | |
Joke by jayboy, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged james , hughes , suitcase , terminal - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". | |
Joke by ams, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , prostitue , whore , marraige , marrage , married , sex , money , suitcase - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months ago
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