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| They say that "one swallow doesn't make a summer". Well, I got sucked off by a bird in February and I'm still smiling about it in July! |    |
Joke by badhorsey, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged february , july , swallow , bird , summer - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| What's Jade Goody doing this summer? Sweating. | |
Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , sweating , summer - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
| Seeing the recently released pictures of Madeleine McCann's bedroom in Portugal was just like looking at my holiday snaps from that summer. Minus Maddie, of course. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged portugal , holiday , missing , summer - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| On a really hot summers day, a lorry driver was on his way to Bristol Zoo to deliver four penguins. Suddenly the freezer unit stopped working. The driver pulled over to phone for assistance. Whilst waiting for the engineers to arrive he spotted an ice cream van and flagged it down. "Could you do me a favour, if I gave you £100 would you turn your freezers up to maximum and take these four penguins to Bristol Zoo?" "Yes, no problem" says the ice cream man and off he goes. 3 hours later, the lorry driver is still waiting with his lorry for assistance when he spots the same ice cream van and flags it down. As the van stops the lorry driver notices that the penguins are still in the back, wearing party hats and eating candy floss. "I paid you £100 to take them to Bristol Zoo!" he says angrily. Ice cream man says "Yeah, we've been. They had a really great time, so I'm taking them to Alton Towers now!" | |
Joke by venomsukker, in Jokes with no home > Zoo - Tagged penguin , zoo , lorry driver , ice cream , summer , hot , engineer , bristol , alton towers , candy floss , party hats - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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