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| I don't think Specsavers are as good as people say. I went there today, and told the optician that I think I'm a bit short sighted. "Short sighted," he said, walking over to the window. "Do you see that round orangey thing up in the sky?" he asked. "Yes, it's the sun," I replied. He says "That's 93 million miles away. How fucking far do you want to see?" |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Optician - Tagged specsavers , sun , optician - Current Score: 187 - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
| How many Yanks does it take to change a light bulb? None: they assume the sun shines out of their arses. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged light bulb , yanks , arses , sun - Current Score: 122 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
| The crossword editor of the sun newspaper died today, his funeral is on monday...he's going to be buried six down and three across | |
Joke by pornstar, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged newspaper , sun , crossword , buried , down , across - Current Score: 114 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| A Russian, an American, and a Irishman were talking about how good there countries were. The Russian said, "we were the first in space!" The American said, "we were the first on the moon!" The Irishman said, "so what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian shook his head and said, "you can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" To which the Irishman replied, "we're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , stupid , space , russian , american , moon , sun - Current Score: 49 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| According to last week's Sun, we are all going to die on September 10th. I don't know what's worse, the world ending or people taking the Sun seriously. | |
Joke by elliot-14, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged sun , world , end - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| I recently went to China, I don't know what the locals problem is, its not even that sunny. | |
Joke by billybobbob, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , slanty eyes , sun - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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