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| This guy is sunbathing naked on the beach with just his cap over his dick when a women passed by and said "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat to a lady". He replied "If you wasn't so fucking ugly it would lift itself". |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged sunbathing , ugly , hat - Current Score: 207 - Added: 8 months, 27 days ago
| A feller was sunbathing on the beach. A passing women said, "huh, if that belly was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant." The feller said, "it was and she is." | |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged belly , pregnant , sunbathing - Current Score: 30 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
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