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Why do Ginger people sunburn easily?

It's nature's way of telling us they should be locked indoors!
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Joke by dixie normous, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , sunburn  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago

A man went to see his doctor suffering with badly sun-burned legs. After examining him, the doctor said that he was prescribing Viagra.

"Will it take the pain away doc?" asked the man.

"No," said the doctor, "But it will keep the sheets off your legs tonight."
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Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged viagra , doctor , sunburn  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

People have told me that dark skinned people won't burn as quickly in the sun.
But that really depends on the amount of petrol you've doused them with.
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Joke by durjaya, in Religion and racism > Non-white - Tagged black , burn , suntan , sunburn  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago

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