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| It's 9/11. Hey America. Happy Remembrance Sunday. |    |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , america , remembrance , sunday - Current Score: 242 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| "May I take your sunday lunch order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, but first I'd like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged turkey , lunch , sunday - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| Two blokes out walking together on a glorious Sunday. Sun out, birds singing etc. First bloke: "What would you do if a bird shit on your head?" Second bloke thinks for a while and says" I wouldn't go out with her again" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > There Was Two Guys.... - Tagged bird , shit , sunday - Current Score: 3 - Added: 10 months ago
| I took my family to church today as apart of Remembrance Sunday. Knowing we won't be enjoying the time there because we are not a religious family, I rung up and invited my Uncle ...who has tourettes syndrome. | |
Joke by screamlol, in Religion and racism > Church - Tagged tourettes , church , family , remembrance , sunday , uncle - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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