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| What's Red White And Full Of Cunts? The Emirates Stadium |    |
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged red , white , cunts , liverpool , sunderland , manchester united - Current Score: 82 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| A young geordie lad wins a competition at school & the prize is to meet the queen. He runs home to tell his dad the good news & they make arrangements to go to meet her. On arrival they walk up to the gates & see a sign telling them that the queen will meet people at 11am or 2pm so they decide to go to the 11am one so they can have a bit time in London. The young geordie lad is standing in line along with all the other children proud as punch wearing his beloved toon army top, just before the queen comes out he looks along the line & sees a young mackem lad standing with his Sunderland top on, the queen comes out & goes straight up to the young mackem lad bends over & says something to him, she completely ignores the young geordie lad. He's absolutley gutted crying his eyes out he runs to his dad & tells him what happened. The dad says to his son don't worry son I've got an idea you mightn't like it but a think it'll work, we'll go & buy a Sunderland top you can put it on & we'll come back at 2pm. After much delibiration the young geordie lad decides to swallow his pride & do what his dad says. 2pm arrives & the young geordie lad is standing in line proud as punch wearing the Sunderland top,the queen comes out bang on 2pm goes straight up to the young geordie lad, bends over & whispers in his ear "I thought I told you to Fuck off". | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged sunderland , queen - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year ago
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