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| "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged supper , marriage , wife , fool - Current Score: 41 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| Two rats in a sewer. The first one says, " I'm sick of this, turds for breakfast, turds for dinner, yet more turds for tea and - Fuck Me! - guess what? A turd for supper." And the other rat says, "don't worry, tonight we'll go on the piss." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged rats , turds , piss , breakfast , dinner , tea , supper , sewer - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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