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| A Moe girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Moe girl. "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the Moe girl. "Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the Moe girl, "I just use their surnames." |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , moe , wayne , surnames , 10 , kids , centrelink - Current Score: 354 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Do you ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Perhaps Mr Baker was a baker, Mr Butcher was a butcher and Mr Butler was a butler etc. How very apt then that my name is Mr Dickinson! | |
Joke by daddycool1981, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged surnames , dickinson , baker , butler - Current Score: 192 - Added: 3 months ago
| A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test. So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair. The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged pole , polish , eyesight , eyetest , surnames - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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