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| My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something suprising and sexy. Turned out she didn't mean rape. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girlfriend , christmas , surprise - Current Score: 153 - Added: 9 months ago
| Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surprise | |
Joke by deathcab911, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck norris , periodic table , surprise , retarded american humour - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I don't think of it as rape, I prefer to think of it as surprise sex. | |
Joke by Ravage monster, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged sex , rape , surprise - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
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