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Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Northern Rock - Tagged northern rock , bankrupt , bankruptcy , newcastle , sushi , japan , sumo , origami , bonsai - Current Score: 103 - Added: 10 months, 19 days ago
| I got a raw deal yesterday. As much sushi as you like for £3. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged raw , deal , sushi - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was in a sushi bar and I said to the waiter "I thought you Nips were good with technology?" "Well yes we are, why do you ask?" "I've been in here three or four times now and you still haven't fixed the cooker." | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged sushi - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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