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Why does Sven refuse to eat humble pie?

Because he just 8-1.
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Joke by shaggy21, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged sven , goren , humble pie , pie , eat  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago

Why are Middlesborough better than Nancy Del'Olio?

Because Nancy never could manage to fuck Sven 8 times in ninety minutes.
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Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged sven , boro , nancy  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago

There was a young girl call Ulricka
Whos sex life could have been sweeter
Sven was a fan
She was beaten by Stan
And raped by that cunt from Blue Peter.
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Joke by fidothedog, in Celebrity and news events > Ulrika Jonsson - Tagged blue peter , ulricka johnson , celebs , sven  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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