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| George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. its called Swallow the Yellow thick load |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton , george , oz , swallow - Current Score: 207 - Added: 10 months, 4 days ago
| This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged semen , spunk , cum , litre , swallow - Current Score: 162 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| I think my daughter might be anorexic. She refuses to swallow. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , swallow - Current Score: 104 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A desperate man calls 999, "Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back, "It's OK, I found another one" | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged son , condom , emergency , swallow - Current Score: 90 - Added: 9 months, 16 days ago
| What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow! | |
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged ethiopian , blow job , swallow - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Went to the doctor's the other day. I said,"Doctor, I've swallowed a bone." "Are you choking?" he asked. I said, "no,I'm fucking serious!" | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged choke , serious , swallow , bone - Current Score: 65 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
| I found out that condoms are not one hundred percent effective. Please don't make the same mistake I did. Always double bag your coke before swallowing! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged coke , condom , swallow - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
| "I'm going to the doctor," says Mary. "Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara. "I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm." Sara says, "why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you`re a bit chubby" | |
Joke by zip, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged sperm , fat , swallow , spit , doctor - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago
| Sure Jesus loves you, but does he swallow? | |
Joke by Dom_91, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged jesus , oral sex , spit , swallow - Current Score: 46 - Added: 10 months ago
| little Bobby says to his dad " Do you and mummy keep birds in your bedroom?", Daddy says "No, What do you mean?", and bobby says "Well, last night i was passing by your room, and i heard you say to mummy "Do you wanna swallow , or should i let it fly?" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged swallow , birds , mummy , daddy , little , bobby , fly - Current Score: 43 - Added: 9 months, 4 days ago
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