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| Just got a brand new fishing rod and reel for the wife. Best swap I've ever made! |    |
Joke by zip, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , fishing , swap - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was busy reading a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this!" she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a football season ticket!" "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Fuck no," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Why not?" "Season's more than half over!" | |
Joke by tokem0n, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , swap , football , ticket - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Me and my best mate decided to swap partners for the night. It was fucking brilliant, what a dirty bitch she was. But, on reflection, I still prefer my own daughter. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophile , swap , partners , fucking , daughter - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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