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What's Jade Goody doing this summer?

Sweating.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , sweating , summer  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 5 months ago

I'm sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by stevobongo, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweating , like , peadophile , duplicate  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you're sweating?" he asks.

The parrot replies, "do you know how fucking hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
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Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged parrot , viagra , freezer , sweating , sex , frozen chicken  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago

It was a bit hot today.
In fact I was sweating like a doctor on his way to the airport.
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Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow suicide bomber attempt - Tagged doctor , airport , sweating  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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