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| I was sitting in the park last week chewing a sweet when a little girl came over and asked if she could have a sweet. I said, "I only have one left, sorry." She looked a bit sad so I gave her one. Then I ate my last sweet. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged park , sweet , chewing , little , girl - Current Score: 150 - Added: 3 months ago
| Women are just like cartons of orange juice, Its not the shape or size that matters, Or even how sweet the juice is, Its getting those fucking flaps open. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged juice , sweet , flaps - Current Score: 51 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A Smartie is constantly bullied by the other sweets. He can't socialise at all because everytime he does he's beaten up to within an inch of his life. After a particularly bad beating he decides, "That's it! I'm never going out again." His friends, the Jelly Babies, come over and try to convince him to reconsider. They tell him that if he comes out with them they'll stand up for him if anyone tries to beat him up. After much persuasion the Smartie agrees and they go to their local pub. They just get in the door when a group of Lockets come over and start beating the life out of the poor Smartie. The Jelly Babies just head to the bar and order drinks. The Smartie finally escapes and comes over to them. "What the hell was that? You promised you'd stand up for me!" The Jelly Babies nod apologetically. "We know man. But those lads are fucking menthol!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Sweets - Tagged sweet , smartie , jelly babies , lockets , violence - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| My daughter looks so cute in a little sailors suit! The salty spray in her hair... | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged sailer , cum , anime , sweet , dress up , child , paedophile - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 week ago
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