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| I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged kids , school , sex , money , whores , sweets , al murray - Current Score: 1234 - Added: 4 months ago
| Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets! | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweets , kids , johnathan king , gary glitter , michael jackson , catholic priest , kiddy tickler , nonce , gerry mccan , cristopher biggins - Current Score: 392 - Added: 11 months ago
| You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged gary glitter , paedophiles , michael jackson , sweets , come here little boy , generous - Current Score: 267 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Smarties and sleeping pills? Maddy wasn't allowed to have a whole pack of Smarties! | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , smarties , sweets , pills - Current Score: 186 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How many naked schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know yet..... but get me a puppy and a bag of sweets and I'll find out. | |
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged naked schoolgirls , puppy , sweets , not a knock knock joke - Current Score: 148 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| Fucking inflation, its costing me a fortune to get a blowjob these days Every time I go to the shop, the price of sweets has gone up! | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Sex Offender - Tagged sweets , kids , blowjob - Current Score: 104 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| A man walks into a shop and ponders at the confectionary at the counter. He says, "I'll have a Twirl and a Boost, please." The shopkeeper gayly spins round, points and says, "Honey, you look fabulous today!" | |
Joke by Darklord, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , sweets , sweet shop , duplicate!!!!!!!! - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| A young boy comes home with an armchair under each arm and a sofa strapped to his back. His father is furious and says, "how many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers?" | |
Joke by Dick Stilton, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged boy , father , strangers , sweets - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months ago
| I was such an ugly child, I had to bribe the local paedophile with sweets to get any action | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged ugly , paedophile , sweets , bribe - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 month ago
| Graphic warnings will appear on cigarette packets this week including rotting teeth, a corpse, and a body cut open. On sweet cigarette packets the warnings will be pictures of Gary Glitter, Michael Jackson and Ian Huntley | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Cigarettes Packets - Tagged glitter , cigarettes , michael jackson , sweets - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 week ago
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