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A man goes into a bar and approaches a gorgeous young woman who is sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a drink?"

Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Im sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Woman: "No, they just open..."
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Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged man , drink , legs , swell , open  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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