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| At a meeting in a synagogue, Yossef asks the Rabbi, "Rabbi, why do people hate us so much?" The Rabbi says, "That's an interesting question. How about we all talk about it tomorrow over some vodka. Each one of you should bring a bottle so we can mix it in a big pot and drink and discuss, and the answer will become clear." Yossef went home and thought to himself, "If everyone else is going to bring a bottle of vodka, if I bring a bottle of water then no-one will notice the difference." And water was what he brought. The Rabbi poured all the vodka together in one pot and started mixing it. Yossef got anxious. "Well, Rabbi, what is the answer to my question? Why do people hate us so much?" The Rabbi filled a cup and said, "Drink this Yossef." Yossef did and said, "But this is water!" "And this is why the people hate us." |    |
Joke by eoghain616, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged synagogue , rabbi , money , tight , yids - Current Score: 99 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| Why are synagogues circular? So Jews can't hide in the corner when the collection plate is passed around. | |
Joke by robydoby, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , tight , synagogue - Current Score: 46 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| I was passing by the synagogue tonight when I was nearly knocked over by 100 Jews stampeding out of the door. I said to one, "is it a bomb scare?" He said, "no, they're passing round the collection tray!" | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , synagogue , collection - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
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