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What's the difference between having a badly poured pint and having a child with Down Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off
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Joke by BushTurkey, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged beer , pint , syndrome , down  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago

I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home'."
He replied "I think you might have Tom Jones Syndrome."
I asked "Is it common?"
He answered "It's not unusual."
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Joke by nitrokausion, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Jones - Tagged tom , jones , syndrome  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 18 days ago

I think my wife is suffering from irritable bowel syndrome.
Whenever I want anal sex she says."fuck off and leave me alone."
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Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > anal - Tagged wife , suffering , irritable , bowel , syndrome , sex , fuck off  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago

Why is there no podium at the Special Olympics?

Because they are all winners!
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged downs , syndrome , disabled , gold , patronising , olympics , vegtables  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

How do you know God has a sense of humour?

He invented Down Syndrome.
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Joke by TGS, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged god , utter , nasty , bastard , down , downs , syndrome , humour , well he started it  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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