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| Sing a song of syphilis, A fanny full of crabs, Four and twenty ulcers, and twice as many scabs When the scabs are opened, The cunt begins to sing, "What a fuckin' dirty place to put your penis in!" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged syphillis , crabs , scabs , ulcers , penis , fanny , cunt - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man goes down to his local lake for a spot of fishing one sunday morning. After a few hours he gets chatting to the guy next to him and it turns out he's on his honeymoon. "what are you doing here fishing? shouldn't you be home seeing to your new wife?" asks the first guy. "i can't" replies the newleywed "she's got syphillis and genital warts" "couldn't she suck you off instead?" enquires the first guy. "no" replies the groom "she's got horrendous mouth ulcers which constantly seep puss into her mouth" "jesus christ" remarks the first guy "well, as it's your honeymoon, could you not just give her one up the ass?" "nope" replies the honeymooner "she's got chronic diarrhoea!!" "for fucks sake, why the hell did you marry her then??" remarks the first guy "great maggots" replies the fisherman!! | |
Joke by caspar, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged syphillis , anal sex , genital warts , fishing - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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