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| I Raped a Virgin and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt |    |
Joke by cj-underhill, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , virgin , t-shirt , blood - Current Score: 374 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged vibrator , t-shirt , ring , birthday , bar , doctor , biker , drinking , wine , love , coat , designer - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Avoid your body being surreptitiously filmed and used in a BBC news report about Britains obesity problem, by always wearing a T-shirt with "All newsreaders are cunts " written on it . | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged obesity , britain , bbc , newsreaders , t-shirt , viz - Current Score: 78 - Added: 2 months ago
| A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt. "Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' T-shirt on Monday?" "Oh no!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant: 'Tits Go In Front." | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged t-shirt , blonde , tits , friends , house - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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