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| A guy returns home from the Doctor. His mate asks, "Why are you looking so miserable?" The guy replies, "The doctor says I have to take one of these tablets every day for the rest of my life." His mate adds, "That's not too bad." The guy says, "It is - he's only given me four tablets." |    |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , tablets , mate , guy - Current Score: 137 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago
| A patient comes into her local pharmacy to collect her regular arthritis medication. The pharmacist hands over her prescription and says, "take one of these tablets every four hours. Or as often as you can get the cap off." | |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged pharmacist , pharmacy , arthritis , medication , tablets - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| What do you get if you cross an LSD tablet with a contraceptive pill? A trip without the kids. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged lsd , drugs , contraception , pills , tablets , kids - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
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