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| If a dog's tail is still wagging,then how can that be rape? |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged rape , dog , tail - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months ago
| Bill took his dog to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bill, why should I do such a terrible thing?" Bill replied, "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she is welcome." | |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged mother-in-law , dog , vet , animals , tail , unwelcome - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker! The guy says, "fucking hell......he must be a clever dog!" The barman replies, "no....every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged dog , poker , pub , tail - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
| Just watching the embarrassing illness programme when some big black woman came along claiming to have a tail growing... They're devolving! | |
Joke by duke fistalot, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , monkey , tail , illness - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
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