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| One armed butlers. They can take it, but they can't dish it out. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Amputation - Tagged one , armed , butlers , take , dish , tim vine , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| The wife was shouting at me the other day "You never take me out!!!" she yelled! I said "I do, I took you out on sunday and you fuckin spoiled it!! You kept dropping my fuckin golf bag!!!" | |
Joke by welshmadman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , golf , sex , take , out , date - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year ago
| You say you can only say 'Take It' or 'Leave It' You: if you found a grand on the floor, what would you do? Mate: Take It You: if you found an old pair of trainers in a bin what would you do? Mate: Leave it You: if you saw a ferrari with the keys in what would you do? Mate: Take It You: if you woke up tomorrow with a cock up your arse what would you do? TAKE IT or LEAVE IT! | |
Joke by Sicki_Sims, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged sick , take , leave , cock , ass , wake up , find - Current Score: -2 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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