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| An old guy is working in a general store, which sells EVERYTHING. He gets a young guy to help him, and he asks him if he has ever sold before. The young guy says "No". The old guy says " Watch me ". A customer comes in and asks for a box of grass seed. The old guy obliges and says, " Can I interest you in a lawnmower?". The customer says "A lawnmower??? " The old guy says " Sure, we have a sale, you're going to need one. Why not buy it now ? " and he sells the customer a lawnmower. The old salesman says to the young newcomer " You see, he came in for a 3 quid box of grass seed, and I sold him a 200 quid lawnmower!". The young guy says " Let me try ". A man walks in, and the young guy says " Good morning, sir, can I help you?" The guy says " Yes, I'd like a box of Tampax!". The young guy sells it to him, and then asks "Can I interest you in a lawnmower? " The customer says" A lawnmower?????" The young guy says " Well, your weekend's fucked up, you might as well cut the grass ! " |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Husband - Tagged shop , lawn mower , tampax - Current Score: 60 - Added: 4 months ago
| Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period. | |
Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged periods , women , tampax , christmas - Current Score: 55 - Added: 11 months ago
| Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged boy , tampax , swim , ride - Current Score: 45 - Added: 6 months ago
| A woman in Boots sees a deal offering 5 boxes of Tampax for a pound. She can't believe how good the deal is and asks the manager, "Is that price correct?" "Sure is," says the manager, "It's a special offer, 5 boxes for a pound and there are no strings attached!" | |
Joke by vasocam, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged chemist , tampax , boots - Current Score: 45 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." | |
Joke by Staffs Giraffe, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged tampon , swearing , tampax , cunt - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A female muslim terrorist was found dead on her bathroom floor yesterday. Police believe she mixed up her anthrax with Tampax and blew the wrong cunt up. | |
Joke by grovesy22, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , dead , police , anthrex , tampax , cunt - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Tampax have invented a new rainbow coloured tampon... It's said to give women a brighter period! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged tampax , rainbow , brighter period - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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