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| I thought I'd try modern art because it seems pretty easy, so I found a used tampon and wiped it all over my desk at work. I called it the Periodic Table. |    |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged period , table , tampon , work , desk , modern , art , grammer_natzee - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month ago
| A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£101 237.64" The Aussie replied. The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?". "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's fucked, you might as well go fishing!"" | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > tampon - Tagged tampon , salesman , fishing , period - Current Score: 149 - Added: 1 year ago
| How do you confuse an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. | |
Joke by wamphyri, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged tampon , period - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." | |
Joke by Staffs Giraffe, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged tampon , swearing , tampax , cunt - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| One day a black man is walking down the street when he sees an empty coke can and kicks it. A genie appears from the can and grants the man one wish. He replies, "i wanna be white and surrounded by pussy", so the genie turns him into a tampon. The moral of the story? You may get what you want, but it will always come with strings attached! | |
Joke by ht, in Illness and mortality > Tampon - Tagged tampon - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year ago
| A vampire walks into a bar and says to the barman, "can i hav a hot cup of water" the barman says, " i thought u only drank blood" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "im making tea" | |
Joke by Brad, in Jokes with no home > Vampires - Tagged vampire , tampon , period , bar - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? Cowboy hats are for arseholes. | |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged difference , tampon , cowboy , hat , ass holes - Current Score: 22 - Added: 8 months ago
| How do Ethiopians know when they are pregnant? The tampon's half eaten. | |
Joke by Dr-Mx, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , pregnant , tampon , periods - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil | |
Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blonds , tampon - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago
| The definition of 'disgusting'? 2 vampire bats fighting over a used tampon | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Tampons - Tagged vampire , tampon - Current Score: 17 - Added: 11 months ago
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