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| What do hockey goalies and Jewish girls have in common? They both change their pads after three periods. |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged abo , goalies , tampons - Current Score: 84 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I've got no problem buying tampons. I'm a modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. | |
Joke by Betty Swollocks, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged tampons , present , jimmy carr - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| My wife bought some yellow tampons......they're for sunny periods | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Tampons - Tagged tampons , sunny , period - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between Tampax and Saddam Hussein? One is a string hanging from a cunt... | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Saddam Hussein - Tagged saddam , saddam hussein , tampons - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged vibrator , tampons - Current Score: 26 - Added: 9 months ago
| What do elephants use as tampons? Sheep!! Why do elephants have long trunks? Because sheep don't have string!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged tampons , elephants , sheep , string - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Women can be volatile whilst on their periods. Have you noticed they've even got fuses on their tampons! | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged periods , tampons , women - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
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