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| A work colleague came back from holiday and asked me what I thought of her tan. My response, "You look like a Paki," probably wasn't the best thing to say. Sorry Padmina. |    |
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakis , tan , work - Current Score: 140 - Added: 4 months, 4 days ago
| Watching a mucky movie the other day it occurred to me that a lot of female porn stars have tan lines Considering their job, and that they're happy to be violently taken up the arse by a bloke who has a table leg for a penis and have said bloke empty his bollocks all over their face/tits/whatever for world consumption and one handed viewing, I find it rather rich that they are too coy to get their tits out on the beach | |
Joke by lashley, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged porn , tan , tits , bollocks - Current Score: 97 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , tan , holiday - Current Score: 87 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| When I came home from holiday I had such a good tan.... I thought I was going to rob my own house. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged holiday , tan , robbery - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago
| Why can't gingers do trigonometry? Because they can't get a tan! | |
Joke by downsyndromedruglord, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger , trigonometry , tan , math , maths - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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