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| Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "this is an unusual form of transport for basically peaceful aquatic creatures." |    |
Joke by Fles, in Jokes with no home > Goldfish - Tagged goldfish , tank - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| How do you stop an Iraqi tank? Shoot the people pushing it. | |
Joke by scotti boi3, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraqi , war , tank , paki - Current Score: 104 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Luckily, they didnt go to waste, they've been repackaged and sold to France. | |
Joke by la_chique, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged tank , reverse , france - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago
| Paddy walks into The Antiques Roadshow and puts a fucking big box on the table. "Where did you find this?" asked the expert. "Oh, it's been in the attic for years," said Paddy. "Have you got insurance?" asked the expert. "Why do you ask?" said Paddy. "Because you're going to need it - that's your cold water tank." | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , tank , roadshow - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| Two teddy bears in the airing cupboard, which one is the commander? The one sat on the tank I'm trying to think what the Yanks would call the airing cupboard, errr errr no cannot think of any suitable terms, that means this joke will be voted down by the yanks Surely they'd call it the gas chamber? -snitchio Or perhaps the lobby or the den, who fucking knows, yankee wankers, they don't even know what bollocks are so how can they get this joke, bollock brained twats We'd usually call it a mud room. | |
Joke by g7viu, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged bears , airing cupboard , tank , commander - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Two Goldfish, on the frontline in Afghanistan, One says to the other "I wish we were back in that Fucking Tank" | |
Joke by famous amos, in Jokes with no home > Fish - Tagged tank - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
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