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I bought a self-help tape the other day.

It was called "How to handle disappointment."

When I opened the box, it was empty.
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Joke by oddball_o, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged irony , dissapointment , self , help , tape , box , empty  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months ago

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by million, in Jokes with no home > Mime Jokes - Tagged mime , black , tape , emo phillips  - Current Score: 111 - Added: 3 months ago

I always carry a roll of Gaffer Tape in my pocket.

It's only rape if they say no.
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Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , tape , gaffer  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago

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