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They say that, "once you go black, you never go back."

That's because you die of aids.
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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , black , tarts , once you go black you never go back  - Current Score: 163 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Fills his tarts with cream.
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Joke by sgs, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mr kipling , tarts , cream  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago

What do rhubarb and cocks have in common?

Both are long, thin, covered in skin, pink in the middle and go in tarts.
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged long , thi , skin , pink , tarts , cock , dick , penis , rhubarb , fruit , food , sex  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 10 months ago

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