Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven't tasted food in a week" I said "Don't worry it still tastes the same". |    |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged starving , poverty , tramp , taste , poor , homeless , hungry hungry tramp fight - Current Score: 122 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
| Two men are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What," the other asks. "Green?". "No," says the first. "A bit sour." | |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , clit , morgue , death , water , men , green , taste , lick , sour , pickle , dead - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay? Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and smacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!" | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cooking , mother , gay , oral , men , complain , taste - Current Score: 92 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, "that's a docile old thing, isn't it?" "No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why, just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him." "Hardly seems possible," said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?" "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth." | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged lion , french , taste , zoo - Current Score: 31 - Added: 6 months, 4 days ago
| Always slash the eyes of your rape victims. That way they have to identify you by taste. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , eyes , taste - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 7 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 0.33% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel