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| Little Suzie is sitting in class when the teacher notices a puddle beneath her chair. "Ah Suzie, why didn't you put your hand up?" asks the teacher. "I did Miss, but it ran through my fucking fingers." |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged hand , fingers , piss , teachers , puddle chair - Current Score: 140 - Added: 5 months ago
| Little Johnny is in school and it is near christmas time so the kids are giving presents to the teacher. Little Ross stands up to give his present. The teacher knows his parents are choclatiers. She takes the wrapped present and says, "This is a box of chocolates isn't it?". Ross says, "Yes miss how did you guess?" and she replies, "It was just a random guess Ross thank you." Little Jenny stands up and the teacher knows her parents work at the local bakery. She takes the present and says, "This is a cake in a tin isn't it?" Jenny says, "Yes miss how did you guess?" and she again replies, "It was just a random guess Jenny thank you." Little Johnny stands up and gives his present to the teacher. She knows his parents work at the brewery. She sees that the present is leaking so she takes a sip and says, "This is a can of Newcastle Brown Ale isn't it?" Little Johnny shakes his head. She takes another sip. "Right this is a bottle of Red Wine then?" Again, Johnny shakes his head. She eventually gives in and says, "Ok Johnny I give in what is it?" And through his wide smile Johnny says, "A puppy miss!" | |
Joke by Sanjeev74, in Sex and shit > Little Johnny - Tagged little johnny , school , alcohol , cake , teachers , kids , newcastle , chocolate - Current Score: 16 - Added: 9 months ago
| Which drink do astronauts hate most? Seven up with a touch of Teachers!! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged astronaut , shuttle , teachers - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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