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| Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are worried no one sees your pain. Sometimes when you are happy no one sees your smile. But you try having a wank on a bus - see how much fucking attention you get. P.S. Can some one please pick me up from the police station in a few hours? |    |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tears , pain , smile , wank , police - Current Score: 177 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why is rape so good? Because tears make the best lubricant | |
Joke by Brotherfucker, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , tears - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's a rapist's best lubricant? Tears. | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , tears , lubricant - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was shagging a young girl last night with tears running down my face. Mace will do that to you! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged shagging , tears , mace - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other man asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test." The second one asked, "so? Why are you crying? Are you afraid?" The first guy replied, "no. Not that. During the blood test they cut my finger." Hearing this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "why are you crying?" Then the second guy replied, "I have come for my urine test." | |
Joke by Jewbag Hitler, in Illness and mortality > Blood - Tagged medical , clinic , tears , crying , test , urine - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago
| You know she's sucked your cock enough when semen replaces her tears | |
Joke by sparkyjcs, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged gross , tears , semen - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I'm not saying my girlfriend is cross eyed, but when she cries the tears go down her fucking back. | |
Joke by geemack, in Illness and mortality > cross eyed - Tagged twat eyed , boss eyed , tears , girlfriend - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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