Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| I once went 12 years without any sex, drugs or alcohol... ...my GOD, my dad knows how to throw a good 13th birthday party! |    |
Joke by duplicate, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged 13 , party , birthday , teen , alcohol , drugs , sex - Current Score: 151 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| Prevent teen pregancy: Fuck a twelve year old! Source: T-shirt Hell | |
Joke by jelloteen, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged teen , fuck - Current Score: 116 - Added: 4 months ago
| Apparently paedophilia, and the urge to molest children, has a direct link to what is contained in genes... Specifically, a nice tight teenage arse. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged jeans , genes , paedo , arse , teen - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 months ago
| I came across this new tiny teen magazine at the newsagent's yesterday. The shopkeeper was not impressed. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged cum , newsagent , magaine , teen - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month ago
| I don't understand teens these days and their texting. I received one yesterday: "plz fnd hlp Im bn raped n he's goin 2 kil me,plz cll 999" I mean, what the hell is that supposed to mean? | |
| Signs that your amish teen is in trouble: 1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m. 2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets. 3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap." 4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!" 5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.' 6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks. 7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening." 8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese. 9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards. | |
Joke by superhorse, in Religion and racism > amish - Tagged amish , teen , rebel , trouble - Current Score: 2 - Added: 8 months ago
| Forget the fuel crisis putting the price of food up, etc, all these black teenagers killing each other has put the price of a slave through the roof. | |
Joke by roosta, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged black , nigger , teen , racist - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.12ms doing 9 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.19% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel