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| When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her. When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged god , rape , girl , sex , pray , teenage , emo philips - Current Score: 1159 - Added: 10 months, 14 days ago
| Spiderman is the ultimate teenage boy. One day,he wakes up with muscles,finds hair in new places and discovers he can spray sticky goo around the house. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > News Reports - Tagged spiderman , teenage , puberty - Current Score: 82 - Added: 10 months, 27 days ago
| A teenage girl comes home from school and runs in to see her mum and says "Mummy, Mummy I meet a wonderful guy at school today he was so kind and dreamy he even offered to take me out on friday night." Her Mother replies "What kind of person is this "guy" Is he a respectable man?" "Of course he is, Mum. He's a teacher." | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , teacher , pupil , girl , teenage , mother - Current Score: 62 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
| 90% of teenagers suffer from acne, which is a good thing. Think how high teenage pregnancy would be if some of them didnt look like pizzas | |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > 123456 - Tagged acne , teenage , 8 out of 10 cats , jimmy carr - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 week ago
| Actual Medical Chart Notes *Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. *Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. *On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. *The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. *Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. *Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful. *The patient refused autopsy. *The patient has no previous history of suicides. *Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. *Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days. *She is numb from her toes down. *Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. *I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. *Skin: somewhat pale but present . *The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. | |
Joke by #PrInCeSsShAz#, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged teenage , notes - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 16 days ago
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