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| I just lost at Hangman Didn't know the place name _____ | | | 0 | /| | / |----------- BRI_GEN_ |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged hangman , bridgend , teens , place , dead , teenagers - Current Score: 387 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| Apparently, when your teenage child appears from their room after many hours perfecting their "look", you are not supposed to laugh. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged teenagers , children - Current Score: 61 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| I believe London just keeps getting better. Teenagers used to stay in and cut themselves... Now at least they're interacting. | |
Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , knives , london stabbings , emos , emo , teenagers , moob , selfharm - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| What do you call the blood that comes out when teenagers cut themselves? Emoglobin. | |
Joke by yudlugar, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged blood , teenagers , emoglobin - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Did you know that, after school, 33 per cent of teenagers go back to an empty house... break a window, steal a DVD player and then go home. | |
Joke by warnster, in Jokes with no home > Theft - Tagged teenagers , steal - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| Two teenagers go to the local shop, which is heaving. They queue for 10 minutes. When they get to the shopkeeper: - What can I get you young men? - he asks them in a friendly loud tone. - Could we have a box of rat poison, please? - There are loads, are there? - Yes. - Are they big? - Yeah most of them. - How big? - About this big. - Right, in that case this one will do. Do you know how to use it? - Yes. - You have to open the box here. Then you have to pull out the little bowl. Then you have to tear the side of the bowl. Do you know how to dose it? - Yes. - Put them down every 2 metres, where the rats are normally found, but make sure no other animal can have access to it. Do you know what to do with the left over? - Yes. - You put it in the bag, and burn it. Now you know everything, all right? Take care, boys. - Thank you. Goodbye. The guys leave the shop and one of them says to the other as they step onto the street. - Fucking hell, I'm really glad that we didn't ask for the condoms in the end. | |
Joke by dirt_on_my_shirt, in Sex and shit > Ratpoison - Tagged ratpoison , condoms , shopkeeper , teenagers , lucky - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you say to a Chav at work? Big Mac please. | |
Joke by LittleLeeHere, in Jokes with no home > Chavs - Tagged mcdonalds , chavs , teenagers , england , big mac - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
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